The rabbis are smarter than God. That's what they teach, so it must be true. Would a masturbating, child-molesting, sodomizing, rabbi tell lies? Of course not! They tell everybody that they are higher than the angels, so they certainly would not tell lies, would they?
When the rabbis write their holy horse manuer, even God, Himself, stands up in respect for them. And would you believe that God actually studies the rabbis' every word, every day, while wearing a little box on his head stuffed with the writings of the rabbis?
He has so much respect for the rabbis!
That's what the rabbis teach about themselves so it must be true!
And if the Jews didn't believe that, then the rabbis would have them executed!
